Do penis enlargment pills work?
I'm no curious george; however, this blog seeks to answer this question with one man's anecdotal experience. For some reason, I trust this man and don't think he's just a shill for spam. [via Unfogged]
Ok, upon consideration this is probably BS, nuke away. (But it was linked to from unfogged! it has to be true!)
This one is about Viagra, but I found it funny and, er, enlightening.
3 inches to my length and girth? I'm not convinced that would make me hugely popular.
In the section of hell reserved for spammers, the monster cocks will throb for all eternity.
I'm really quite pleased with my penis just as it is, thank you very much.
I took a free sample of these worthless enlargement placebos and threw them in the pot my Fiscus plant was in.
I now have a Sequoia in my living room.
Do they have anything that will fix a lefty?
/tmi
Yo! My problem is, like, I totally need some penis reduction pills, dude!
'cos if this thing on my forehead gets any bigger ...
I'm sure it's been mentioned before but you monkeys are silly.
*attempts wry comment alluding to Fes' 'lefty', sobers up, reconsiders & slinks back into the night*
Do penis enlargement pills work?
Perhaps they work for spammers.
There's a sucker born every minute.
Att. P.T. Barnum
Do they have anything that will fix a lefty?
Sheesh! Where do these Republicans get off?
Hmmmm. I'm not sure I should answer this, but ....
Lately, it seems that Republicans get off in church, apartments of low-paid gummint workers, on the Constitution, and the bedrooms of their married neighbors.
There. I said it.
Great story, that last one. Everything a man can aspire to indeed.
Contra-dick-shun abounds.
The writing of your post outclasses that of the article, Mr. H.
I don't think the h-dog wrote that.
Nope, it was just the byline.
I do have enormous cock, however.
It's true. They call it The Rambone.
"The sharpest thing I want close to my dick is a human incisor."
-Co-worker in discussion of people with various piercings
"We are right to note the license and disobedience of this member which thrusts itself forward so inopportunely when we do not want it, and which so inopportunely lets us down when we most need it; it imperiously contests for authority with our will: it stubbornly and proudly refuses all our incitements, both mental and manual."
- Montaigne
I had my penis debunked one drunken night in college.
I woke up confused, and in pain.
Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.
So 55 percent of men are not satisfied with their partner's penis size?
When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.
About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review. Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.
This research study was made possible by a generous grant from the DUH! Foundation.
...the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.
Get in line, boys. I've got a fresh batch of snakes in the bucket!
Darn you Homunculus! I was going to comment that one only needs a Red Bull energy drink.
Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.
55% of men are satisfied with... their partner's penis size? What?
Red Bullenergy drink.