May 18, 2004

Personal Ads. I have moles in odd places and should probably clip my toenails more often. I prefer sitting around playing video games to doing things. I drink a good deal and make fun of people I don't even know. Ah Love. Find it online without the glamour shots and half-truths. Or something.
posted by pete_best 20 years ago
  • Aww, she's cute as a button! --I prefer sitting around playing video games to doing things. I drink a good deal and make fun of people I don't even know. Sounds like the dream date for just about every disaffected, bored early-twentysomething male I've ever known. Including myself, circa 1995. Thank God I managed to marry.
  • minimalist seeks same.
  • These folk seem very dismal.
  • I dunno; I just developed a crush on her RIGHT NOW.
  • [Falls out of chair laughing]
  • How depressing. I'm gonna go down a coupla pints of Guinness to get rid of the horrible headache I got from reading through those ads...
  • the first step is admitting you read the ads, f8x ;)
  • What's the next step? I hope it involves lots of alcohol ;-)
  • hell if I know. I understand there's twelve of 'em though.
  • I &heart; Elise Levy.
  • Her face is too small, rog. Other than that, she reminds me of too many of my exes...
  • It's the breathtakingly candid nature. "I want a patron. I am cute and will be fun in bed. Please give me an expensive lifestyle" A hundred and fifty years ago she'd be a courtesan.
  • Good point. Can't fault her for being honest about it. Still bugs me, but at least she admits she's in it to be high-priced armcandy. So, in retrospect, you may ♥ her, but you really need to ♦ her to keep her around. =)