May 17, 2004

TheAmerican Military Operation Name Generating Device "
posted by the_bone 20 years ago
  • (I posted this in a thread a while back, but wanted to throw it onto the FP. I hope y'all don't mind.)
  • Operation Unknown Gorgon Operation Turban-burnin' Tree Frog Operation Very Mad Sweet Baby Jesus Operation Pissed off Necktie Operation Endangered Badger Operation You May Want to Stand Back From Our Dirk Good Lord, but I love the internet.
  • Operation God-fearing Sweet Baby Jesus
  • Thank you for this, bone, and thank you for Operation Bisexual Preacher. I'm going to keep refreshing this until I have to leave work. I just keep giggling.
  • Operation Steel Cobra I think we now have the stupidest heavy metal band name ever - Steel Cobra!
  • MonkeyFilter: Operation Grab Your Ankles and Prepare for Our Congress
  • I bet you a monkey that there already is a band called Steel Cobra.
  • Yeah, the logo designs itself.
  • >>Operation Very Mad Sweet Baby Jesus ha! visions of legions of pissed-off jesuses in tiny fatigues.
  • IFU, Nostril : Cobra wants you.
  • Steel Cobra, the pride of Whittier, CA.
  • Oh, and Nostril: a monkey is being shipped to you via UPS even as we speak. Be very careful when you open up your mailbox for the next few days... don't make any sudden moves, and try to establish dominance right away.
  • Operation Sexually Ambiguous Republican Administration
  • AKA, "Election 2004"
  • Operation Bipartisan Jack Russell Terrier? Operation Bananas for The_Bone.
  • Steel Cobra: malt liquor, or Marvel supervillain?
  • Operations Sanctimonious Gecko and Operation It's Best To Avoid Our Rottweiler made me spit coke onto my laptop. Operation Cowboy God, Operation Arab-killin' Rain of Burning Death, and Operation Unstinting Celebrities however, just seemed a little too accurate - horribly, horribly accurate - to properly laugh at... The daftest hypothetical heavy metal band name I've yet heard was 'Genital Storm' (like a brain storm, only more... genital). That logo also designs itself, pretty much.
  • Operation Indefinable Chick Pea The least threatening operation name possible. (of course, that now sounds like a challenge)
  • Bingo! On the first attempt, too - Operation Safe Badger. Now that's unthreatening.
  • ...although Operation Narcoleptic Boyfriend ran it very close.
  • Operation Leather Republican Administration (fuck yes. HOT). Also: Operation Smoldering Uniform. Operation Fabled Equality. Operation Awe-Inspiring Hammer. Operation Locked-and-Loaded Preacher. Operation Expect No Mercy from Our Rottweiler. Operation Sexually Ambiguous Necktie. Operation Terrible Middle Class.
  • "Operation Smite the Minister." I like that.
  • Operation DogCrap That about covers it.
  • I find badgers very scary.
  • The internet must be a terrifying place for you, then... :-)
  • That's why I find them scary - I used to like badgers when all I knew was Trufflehunter. But you have to admit that, talking ones aside, badgers are quite large and potentially dangerous when compared with chickpeas :)
  • True. But the chickpea was indefinable - which adds an air of mystery, of the unknown, and frankly I find that more nerve-wracking than any badger. The badgers were, quite unequivocally, safe, were they not? Yet, while in our normal lives both you and I might well define a chick pea as something non-threatening, doesn't this particular chick pea's indefinable nature mean that we can never, ever be sure it won't turn feral at the drop of a hat? This enigma of a chick pea, then - who knows what dark and shattered horrors lurk just beneath the surface? What savage, psychotic hatred and murderous spite? What claws? What teeth? What sheer cruelty? I'll take my chances with the badger, thank you very much. Um. I think I should probably get to bed now. It's been a long day. Er.
  • Operation Punctured Hummus I can get you a recipe for that operation!
  • Operation You May Want to Stand Back From Our Weasel /runs for cover