May 17, 2004

A vote for Kerry is a vote for boobies: "Alexandra Kerry, daughter of John Kerry, left movie fans gasping at the Cannes Film Festival in her daring see-through dress." (All links NSFW, as they show thinly-veiled breasts.)
posted by naxosaxur 20 years ago
  • I assume that the lack of comments on this one comes from the fact that we are all at work and can't check the link yet. I can't imagine that nobody'd wanna comment on boobies.
  • ass tats have priority
  • She's got my vote. Let's hear it for ending the cheerocracy.
  • The true shame of the Republican party is not their policies, but their apparent inability to produce hot daughters.
  • "Hot"? Great god almighty, Fes. Her jaw is the size of Oklahoma. /wouldn't hit it /clears the Fark bit
  • Mary Cheney. rawr.
  • C'mon... I'm sure the breasts of at least one of the Bush daughters have probably been seen in a public place at some point, just without paparazzi present to record it. I'm thinking that Jenna is the more likely candidate. Oh, and as far as scions of wealthy and powerful families are concerned, Alexandra Kerry is much hotter than Paris Hilton. On preview: Yes, even with the jaw.
  • The Bush girls know how to get down. They're like the Hilton sisters, without the class.
  • Okay, blogRot, we need visual confirmation of Mary Cheney. And we need the ass tatt photos stat! (ya won't here that on ER anytime soon) (I hope)
  • But you can put me down for Mamie Eisenhower. Grrr, you little minx!
  • ... and I'm not secure enough in my sexuality to show you my ass tatt
  • Looks. Looks again. Makes crazy motions at goetter.
  • Wouldn't hit it, but then, I'm picky. Still voting for her dad though. I doubt she'd pull a Jenna and L'il Babs and have the secret service bail her drunken fratd00d boyfriends out of jail.
  • Big jaw is no problem.
  • I assume that the lack of comments on this one comes from the fact that we are all at work and can't check the link yet. For the record, my silence on this matter was not because I couldn't click on the link.
  • I didn't say lack of favorable comments... /ducks
  • Her jaw is the size of Oklahoma Jaw? What jaw? Oh, up there...
  • that shot of kerry is the most-viewed photo on yahoo right now. here's the fourth-most viewed photo, a "detail shot" of the dress melanie griffith wore. ha!!
  • That jaw may not be petite, but it's no Amy Grantesque mandible.
  • ass tats have priority We ask the big questions: tits or tats?
  • I smell a new Curious George coming online any minute now!
  • I have to say, for all the attention the pic of his daughter is getting, the pic of John Kerry in that Sun article is downright horrifying. I mean... Just.... (and I would hit it, I must say.)
  • There's absolutely nothing wrong with tits.
  • Gah. I clicked on the Kaus link, which seemed to offer Johnny Halliday gossip. No Jean-Pierre Smet, just Kaus as big as a Haus. *washes hands*
  • Tit for tat.
  • You look great in that dress Ms. Kerry. Why the long face...
  • panties, but no bra? wtf is that?
  • Hollywood seeks out the mandible-bearers. They tend to have bone structure that works well in front of the camera. Dunno why that is! I think of Jane Badler, from V, who ate life hampsters and such, whenever I see Minnie Driver, for instance... shudder!
  • Wait a minute Monkity, are you insinuating Minnie Driver _also_ eats live hampsters? Say it ain't so!!
  • A big jaw means a capacious mouth. Y'all can keep yer small-jawed wimmin.
  • Two words: Eleanor Mondale
  • Nah, rodgerd, it just means she can chew that stringy hamster meat down to nothing.
  • Eek! *crosses legs*