May 16, 2004

Leopold slug aerial mating
posted by the_bone 20 years ago
  • Leopold? I get these bad boys in the garden from time to time, but I've never seen this. Wild!
  • monkeyfilter:hanging by a metre of slime, with their sexual organs entwined in [a] strange embrace.
  • Leopold!
  • *fishes for weak pun on "stochastic"*
  • This is cool. But it's no billion-cicada apocalypse.
  • nice pics.. i was picturing frantic intercourse while falling from a great height, though
  • Oh. Oh. Ew! Awesome!
  • From Goetter's link: In my Pantheon, Arturo Toscanini is my Hermes; Dimitri Mitropoulos, my Ares and Eugene Ormandy, Apollo. But only Leopold Stokowski can hold the title of Prometheus, the bearer of light. As with the tragic hero of Greek legend, Stokowski was chained to the rock of critical indifference and envy, picked apart by their ravenous attacks as a fraud, an empty, pompous, charlatan. Only recently has his reputation been liberated, allowing the flamboyant director to take up residence at music's Mount Olympus. This has got to be the best paragraph ever written.
  • Slug Porn Slug Porn Slug Porn BANANA SLUG POOOOOOOOOOORN! last link is blatantly the best - it has videos...
  • that is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen. and yet strangely fascinating...
  • First the sheep, then the pleasure organs, now this. You people need to get laid, big time.
  • This is how aliens fuck.
  • monkeyfilter: This is how aliens fuck.
  • *looks down, notices peculiar rash*
  • Won't somebody think of the children...uh...eggs?!? All this porn is corrupting their innocence! Oh the humanity!
  • Alnedra, my dear: Are you really one to be worried about corrupting anyone's innocence? I kid, of course.
  • Knew about birds (and bees, of course,) but these pictures are marvelously strange and fascinating. Read somewhere that snails jab darts into one another. Which seems crude by contrast to this slug fest. Wot next, wot next.
  • *whiny tone* But I didn't start that one! My words were taken out of context! It's a national conspiracy! What Nixon said!
  • Hey, honey, d'ya fancy doing something a bit... different tonight? *starts spraying slime out of anus, releases enormous sexual organ from the side of head*
  • oh come on now, my sweetie and i do this all the time. well, at least on tuesdays.