December 09, 2003

Holy halitosis, Santa Claus! "As a new father, this is the first holiday season that I'll arrange for my son to sit on Santa's lap," said Mr. Anthony Shurman, president of Yosha! Enterprises, and the manufacturer of Momints. "I want to spread holiday cheer by ensuring that all authentic Kris Kringles nationwide can experience minty fresh breath at a 'momint''s notice." "If Santa had bad breath that would be icky," said New York-based Grant Thompson, age 3. "I have plans to see Santa soon to tell him what I want for Christmas."
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  • Obviously whoever wrote that press release either has a very precocious child or has no idea how a 3-year-old speaks.
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  • Well, I guess it should come as no surprise. Santa's got quite the flavor saver there, doesn't he?