May 14, 2004

Just Say No (to Flies) The effects of various drugs on spiders. It may make you rethink drinking the caffeine laden coffee.
  • notice they didn't expose the spiders to MonkeyFilter. (no web at all)
  • one time we crushed a tab containing LSD and dumped it all over a spider. he frantically cleaned it all off and went on his merry way. what a waste.
  • I've seen the first three pics before somewhere. Not sure where though. Is it just me or does that last pic look like the spider used MS paint?
  • there was a mefi link on the spider/acid thing but I can't find it. i know they're just spiders and i killed two last night, but something still bugs me about giving mind-altering drugs to animals of any kind. it seems kinda cruel.
  • Have you ever spun a web? Have you ever spun a web...(wait for it)...on weed? In all seriousness those webs did make me laugh out loud. Espeically the effed up Meth one. I can just picture the spider, smoking cigarettes, picking at his arm, watching hours and hours of porno, talking out his ass about Kyuss.
  • On chloral hydrat, an ingredient of sleeping pills, spiders "drop off before they even get started". ...much to the despair of their spouses.
  • Dunno, alnedra. Females of some species end up by gobbling the male. A spider's lot is not a nappy one.
  • have not done caffeine in years
  • Yes, beeswacky, but only after they get the job done. Imagine being horny and hungry, and Mr. Blind Date won't even get started. Uh...or don't imagine.