May 11, 2004

For those times when you absolutely, positively have to have a lifesize, wax Minnie Pearl in your bathroom. The voiceover makes this even stranger than it already is. Sorry if I doublepost over the next month; I've been gone for awhile.
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • As evidenced by my sloppy posting style. Sigh.
  • Auction has ended - Damn! I guess my imaginary conversations with Boxcar Willie will have to continue with just my cardboard cutout.
  • Pssssst! Larry Gatlin's wig is crooked. Pass it on.
  • Cheers, forky.
  • Wow, this place is about 20 minutes from my house. Super find, forksy! I'd love to have Johnny Cash reunite with Elvis in my living room.
  • You've gotta love the opening bid eh? US $0.06 Luckily for the seller it was pretty soon trumped by another scorcher...
  • Looks like his bids got hosed though. I can't even imagine someone paying $200k+ for something like this.
  • Things of note: -Willie Nelson is touching himself, and nearly throwing a circle! (you all know that game?) -Patsy Cline looks like she is about to ralph. ...ok, that's all the cool things i could find. Not as great as I thought. Still, i really want Johnny Cash.
  • dude what's that? down there. caught ya. >punch punch<
  • What's throwing a circle?
  • I want the Dolly & Stella Partons. No reason. /whistles innocently
  • Mary Matlin's fig is coated, past zit on?
  • Hiya, forks! Tex Ritter in the bathtub and Chet Atkins picking through the medicine cabinet -- and more familiar voices coming up the drains! It's too much! Way too much!