May 11, 2004

You can own a true piece of Americana. How can you resist? Get yer bids in now.
  • May I borrow you for a minute? Thank you. Argh That's better. Good grief, someone would buy a car with a bullet hole in it?
  • Well, sure. I mean, the only reason the car is getting free publicity is because of the bullet hole, so you can't fix it until the buyer decides whether they want it fixed or not. Besides, I think a bullet hole in my car would make me look tough. Or something.
  • Sandspider, I would be happy to come over and shoot your car if you want. Then you could just tell everyone your in a gang, and be one tough hombre. Either that or they are speed holes.
  • *flashes MoFi gang sign*
  • I wouldn't waste ammo damaging Sandspider's car, but I will offer him these decals (in the spirit of these tattoos). *flashes MoFi gang sign back at pete_best*
  • Goetter, that page just wreaked havoc on my machine at work. ugh.
  • HoleFilter
  • There are two bullet holes on my van's left side. They're a great conversation starter, especially since they're probably from a 45, according to an ex cop who chatted with me at a smog control station.
  • You have no idea how they happened? I'm curious!
  • I'm veri, veri sorri, Micki. My popup stopper did go apeshit at it. /returns to der Lurkenmode