May 10, 2004

Got Beef? "Welcome to the exciting world of Beefmasters! Whether you're a commercial or seedstock producer, Beefmasters offer you exceptional opportunities to add value - and profit - to your cattle program."
  • What's your point?
  • i just thought the website was kind of funny.
  • Beefmasters...recognized by the U.S. Department of Agriculture as a pure breed in 1954... A relatively new breed of cattle, with a name that reminds me of a beefsteak tomato.
  • Also sounds like a class level in Kingdom of Loathing. Or an exercise machine. Beefmaster: Four bodybuilding machines in one! Get yours today with our cheap offer of a 96 month installment plan! Call now!
  • Alas, ManBeef is no more. But that's what I would have linked.