May 09, 2004

• Real human hair? Ick. Like buying second hand underwear, only much worse. Still, I suppose it gives vast scope for new jobs. "Hi, I'm a pube harvester. What do you do?"
• This may revitalize the career of Tom Green. One pubic hair toupe sandwich please!
• rogerd, I think maybe it's human hair but not specfically human pubes. Hard to tell, really.
• The historical reason one might wish to wear a merkin is to hide the signs of some buggy STD. Double-icky.
• "I'll have one large Merkin donut, and a medium coffee black, to go."
• That furry pouch that Scots wear in front of the kilt....would that be an early form of this hairy fashion?
• This post brings up so MANY questions. If going bald down there is so awful that it has to be covered up with someone else's fuzz, than why do people shave? So if you can buy the equivilant of a toupee, then do some people do "combovers"? Real human hair--from WHAT part of the body?? What if you got some from an armpit or something? and finally, excerpted from another post: And when does the hair in that region of my body stop being belly hair and start being pubic hair? Chest hair merging into belly hair merging into pubic hair? Wadda godda do, buy a hair-skin rug?