May 08, 2004

I heard some guy on the internet dug a hole!
  • no way!
  • SWEET! Now, there was this wedding dress being sold on eBay, does anyone remember that one? I can't find it anywhere.
  • LOL!!!
  • Seriously, what's the point of this site if we never see new stuff? I know this was a joke, but come on, just find something new.
  • Oh I get it, you MEANT to post this even though it was a double post, because that's original and funny.... sorry, I might need a nap, but it's starting to get old
  • Would reciprocating holes cancel each other out? Or would there just be a DOUBLE HOLE?
  • It would be a mobus hole?
  • Has Monkeyfilter jumped the shark?
  • What the hell??? Monkeyfilter's going down the hole...
  • Monkey see, monkey do. I feel so honored that my original* post has be reposted three or four times now. (Original meaning I copied it from metafilter.)
  • I'm not a religious guy, but right now I'm praying that tracicle has a really tolerant sense of humor...
  • wendell you really shouldn't sell yourself short like that. Right now I'm praying tracicle is going to mail me some pop tarts and banana bread.
  • now deploying sub-orbital monkeys... Target: Wolof
  • Wolof, ENOUGH ALREADY camel of space: I'm with you on this one. (great name btw) Whatzay, guys--can't we just drag this thing out back, shoot it, and put it in the (preexisting)hole?
  • Double posts should be deleted like they are in Metafilter...
  • I'll see yer full boat of three holes and a pair 'o wedding dresses and I'll raise you a banana guard.
  • And I'll raise ye one bananaboat with petebest, petebest2, and pete_best crewing it.
  • "I dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids."
  • Obviously I shouldn't leave town. *sighs, takes more aspirin*
  • This reminds me of email conversations I have with my sister. "Yes, I've already seen the dancing banana singing peanut butter & jelly time. No don't...sigh...yes, Domokun really will kill kittens if you masturbate. And dammit, I've already seen The Electric Six at 2 different clubs, I didn't need to see the gaybar kittens a 50th time."
  • I can confirm that tracicle has a sweet, sweet disposition. She deleted my reciprocal post without deleting my account, or even emailing me a repremand. I love this site, and I promise to be a good boy from now on.
  • Damn, skrik, didn't you get the abusive epithet-filled message I sent you? Help yourself to this fruit basket I picked up. The bananas in particular are fresh and well-guarded from bruises. :)
  • what hole?
  • You're stealing my thunder, Wolof.
  • All this multiple posting is driving up the poor guy's bandwidth expenses.
  • well, once again the hole appears and once again i click the link - only to find the following notice from HoleDude: "YOU GUYS ASSRAPED MY BANDWIDTH! :(" haaaa ha ha ha ha... but seriously enough already.
  • Double posts should be deleted like they are in Metafilter... Mine was, but for some reason the third and fourth Hole posts haven't been. What gives? Seriously, this is joke has run its course.
  • Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats!
  • She deleted my reciprocal post Nooooo! I loved that reciprocal post! *sobs uncontrollably, sees shiny thing, cheers up*
  • I heard this post got deleted.
  • Why Mokeybashi! You destroyed the wormhole!
  • what hole? Sidedish, don't you give me that "what hole" crap. You know exactally what hole I'm talking about, young man. Get outta that hole RIGHT NOW, before I warm the seat of your pants. *gets out flamethrower* As for the rest of you: The repeated posting of this hole issue, along with the current thread on masturbation, indicates that you wankers have deep and disturbing Freudian issues that should be addressed by a professional.
  • i'd hit it.
  • Are you saying there should be more comments on the masturbation thread? Because that's what I was thinking. I mean, not me. I mean, I don't do that shit. I mean, like, aren't there some tossers on this site?
  • MonkeyFilter: aren't there some tossers on this site?
  • This is the single coolest post I have ever found on Monkeyfilter. Why is it that the coolest posts reside in the deleted posts file?