May 07, 2004
Your Tax Dollars At Work?
Since 1868, providing a different kind of homeland security: The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. And they're still working today. Want to know how to stop the undead in your neighborhood? Ask Dr. Pecos.
Okay, I did muy, muy searching, and I'm sure that this isn't a double post.
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BTW, this is my first FPP, so be gentle... ;-)
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OK, m.c.t., we will gently direct you here... that site is really something, isn't it? that filmmaker put a lot of time into it.
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O wot a delightful site, middleclasstool! Vampire Roman emperor, vampire pirates -- lush! [banana with garlic]
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I really enjoyed this site. It's diversionary...
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You...you mean it's not real? There is no anti-undead agency founded by Ulysses S. Grant? Does that mean that there's no such thing as Ted Jesus Christ God? I must reflect on this...
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middleclasstool: Why must you oppress me and my brothers in the church of Ted Jesus Christ God? He is as real as Jebus, Dolly Llama and Looki combined. Plus his web design skills are mad proficient.
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I was going to change my name to Ted Jesus Christ God, but then that a-hole had to just go and ruin it for me.
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Looki-The peeping Tom of Norse mythology, sentenced to watch Bananphone until the time of Ragnarok.
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SideDish: You KNOW that urban legends website is just a hoax thing some guy put up as a joke. Or maybe the gummint put it up to take the heat off the FVZA. Excuse me while I go check my closets and under the bed.