May 06, 2004
South Africa's crime-fighting Gorilla has passed on.
Max the gorilla got shot by a bastard, but didn't lie down and die, he kicked the dude's ass. And bit the ass of one of the cops sent in afterward (he was pissed off and didn't see his badge, presumably). But now nature has done what two bullets could not do. A true monkey (well, Great Ape) hero. I mourn his passing. Ook ook.
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an immortal ) to a true warrior of the race.
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Hail and farewell to ye, Max, 'tis likely we shall not see your redoubtable like again. May the Great Bananza and all the Grammar Gods smile at your memory.
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Believe the Great Bananza must be the Higher Self of the Great Banana who snuck/sneaked one of my inept fingers so it hit both A and Z. Quite possibly the God of Typos, too.
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Koko sad.
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Perhaps He/She is the offspring of the Great Banana, who had a whirlwind romance in the Great North with the Great Bonanza Goddess, to whom all hard-luck miners pray to in their filthy little holes in the ground,? The Great Bananza would therefore be a giant jewel encrusted bananary deity.
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When a Gorilla 'defends his territory' it's crime-fighting, but when I clobber a burglar with a cricket bat it's manslaughter. Wheres the justice?
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Bagpuss: heh, move to America. We can shoot people on our doorsteps here.
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As the Librarian, the fellow ape, would have said: "Oook ook oooook!"
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move to America. We can shoot people on our doorsteps here
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monkeyfilter: the Great Bananza what a wonderful typing neologism. i'd like to see it as a member refrain... the Great Bananza