May 05, 2004

McMurder Worldwide. Systematic Global Population Control. The real American Psycho. via [linkfilter]
posted by orbit 19 years ago
  • Oh dear. It won't be around long, I see. Actually, considering how prolific McDonald's outlets are, I wonder if they can make a case for murders occuring within 500 metres from one?
  • It's a joke.
  • Are you suggesting this is some kind of parody, Nostrildamus? Is that because YOU ARE PART OF THE WORLDWIDE COVER-UP?!
  • I'm sending this link to my mcfriends before it gets mcsquashed by a cease and desist mcletter. Yeah, I'm going to be adding "mc" to everything for the rest of the mcday. mc@#$%! -McBearGuy
  • We must immediately cordon off everything within a one-nile perimeter of every McDonalds on the globe and evacuate the people post-haste from these murderous spheres of influence!
  • HA. I guess this is a direct opposite of Thomas Friedman's Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention
  • Is that because YOU ARE PART OF THE WORLDWIDE COVER-UP?! mcfnord Yeah, I'm going to be adding "mc" to everything for the rest of the mcday. mc@#$%! Hey now
  • this is a joke right? im not fan of mcdonalds, but please, if outlet distribution were directly correlated with murder rate, starbucks would have at least twice mcdonald's murder rate, at least in nyc and la...
  • this is a joke right? *sigh* Just what I would expect from a Yale student ;)
  • Get down with the Clown! Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night. Wiggum: The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I've never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight. Lou: You know, the funniest thing though, it's the little differences. Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it? Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese. Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages? Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes." Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'. Wiggum: Well I know what I'm getting....some donuts. Ahh help me under the booth boys.