May 05, 2004

• The headlines practically write themselves, nowadays. And you better believe our local Milwaukee TV McNews anchors made feculent use of every crappy pun imaginable. Milwaukee's Zoo interchange is rather messy to begin with... I can only imagine how shitty it must have been to get stuck in the bowels of such a backed-up traffic clog. I hope those fireman didn't have to take the, ahem, matter into their own hands. I also heard that the truck was on its way to dump all that dung at a landfill, which seems like a big waste... couldn't the farmers use some of that manure? For like, corn and stuff? And without even looking, I'll bet Fark scooped everybody. Which would make their posting a -- wait for it -- a poop scoop.
• *quickly claps hands over nose* Yay, Cali -- yet another timely addition to monkeyfilter's Annals of Poo and Sewerage.
• simian sludge! heh.
• 2,000 gallons of water mixed with monkey feces, algae, goose dung and pungent bits of food *shudder*
• I am the monkey. I can go anywhere. [flash]
• Superpower of the Monkey is not to be trifled with!
• Bravo! wedge Bravo!
• Oh what a crappy post!
• The headlines practically write themselves, nowadays. Indeed they must
• Will you people get your minds out of the sewers and into the fresh air of our fair city streets? Oh, never mind.
• yet another timely addition to monkeyfilter's Annals of Poo and Sewerage. I read that as "Anals of Poo and Sewerage." Heh.