May 04, 2004
Monkey mystery
... worrying news from Serbia about the disappearance of 600 monkeys ...
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Lilywhite Blanche, our old quean for a day, Flung poo and cursed like any fishwife, And Betty Bargefeet, blue Alice who was fay, Aunt Harriet, our troop's main lady with a rock, And saintly cousin June, whom hungry natives Sought to grill and skin for bushmeat, Sweet Mother of God, where are they now? Yes, where are the chimps of yesterday? Ah, never question, fat lords of the earth, Where they've gone, or whence, Nothing can be said in their defense, save -- Where are the chimps of yesterday?
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En plus, o
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*places hand inside upper waistcoat* Hem. Arfleague, arfleague, arfleague onward Into the er...? ...mumble mumble six hundred...
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THEY'RE IN MY PANTS.
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Another filthy no-good monkey snatcher
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997, 998, 999, 1000, 1001 ... WHEW, we're all here. For a minute there, I was worried. PopTarts and Kool Ade for everyone!
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Why there is not an international import-export authority that has to sign off on any international shipments of formerly wild animals is beyond me. This sh** is beneath contempt. Now if monkeys were WMD, we'd be all over that!