May 03, 2004

The Super Friends You can now watch the unintentionially hysterical Super Friends online.

The bad animation mistakes and dialogue are a treat. My personal favorite part of the site is the page for El Dorado. He uses his bull fighting skills and ability to make stuff animals with his mind to fight evildoers. Punisher: watch out. Grodd also grabs the Toyman and asks if he wants to play with him. Who knew that things got so hot and heavy in the Legion of Doom?

  • Which Superfriends would those be at the top right of the page?
  • Best>Site>Ever> Brings back all of my Saturday Morning Fantasies! Thank You, Sullivan!
  • For those of you who heart the Superfriends, please do make sure you tune in regularly to Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law.
  • Gleek was the best, of course.
  • "Black Manta never had a chance from the start. His arch nemesis was Aquaman for Christ's sake. I know 40 year old people still mopping up spilled eggs in aisle 12 that set their sights higher than that. Black Manta is like the guy that comes into the bar and picks a fight with the smallest guy he can find. He thinks he's going to have it easy -- all the fun of kicking someone's ass, with none of the stress of them being tough enough to stop you. The only problem is that most little people know they're little and they have big friends. And Aquaman has has the biggest friends on the planet. He doesn't live in the Hall of Justice because of the big TV and the peephole in Wonder Woman's shower. He lives there because he knows Black Manta or any other guy with two arms and a helmet could knock his teeth out. But when Superman or Green Lantern are both one C.B. call away, Black Manta's going back to washing dishes at the Red Lobster with a bag of ice on his face and some reality kicked directly into his spine" priceless
  • Wears green pantyhose and gives clues to future misdeeds albeit couched in doggerel {"shitty poetry")...ladies and gentlemen, The Riddler! "What's green and purple and commits lots of crime? Whose superpower is wasting your time?"
  • LOL! This is fantastic. But so many unanswered questions ... is our own flashboy a discarded sidekick of The Flash? What is beeswacky's superpower - the power of making pollen-feeding insects insane with rage (or lust?). Are Nostrildamus' powers of super-prophecy limited to describing the fate of people's sinus complaints? Holy Curiosity! - quidnunc kid to monkeyfriends - please advise!
  • I can annoy people to no end.
  • My special power is that I talk too much.
  • Return of the 80sFilter. /derail on the flimsiest pretext I blame the SRL and RE/Search posts for sensitizing me.
  • I have the use of my Sedation Ray.
  • Unlimited little rectangles of Evil Justice.
  • Of the powers of beeswacky aka D Magical Wacky Flex aka Kor Coalarms etc this much may bee disclosed: Flight, especially noted nowadays for power of going from one point directly to another, and from time immemorial noted as intermediary between the earth and other realms and states of being. The powers of song, eloquence, poetry, and the mind, for which the gods of many cultures favor bees. You doubtless have noticed how bees fumble flowers -- we thereby possess power to further plants and plant life. Among our many powers of transformation, can turn immortal food of the gods into food for mortals. O never tell all your magic, never reveal all your superpowers, for in doing so you may limit the emergence in yourself of still more.