May 03, 2004

The ACME Catalogue
ACME is a worldwide leader of many manufactured goods. From its humble beginnings providing corks and flypaper to bug collectors ("Buddy's Bug Hunt/1935") to its heyday in the American Southwest supplying a certain coyote, from Ultimatum Dispatchers to Batman outfits, ACME has set the standard for excellence.
  • These take me back to a simpler, more violent time. I am getting all verklempt. {ACME Junior Banana Plantation Kit}
  • Genius, Skrik! Hee! .wav file
  • I dunno, it always bothered me when he talked.
  • I know what you mean, rustcellar. I feel the same way about the Tazmanian Devil. But the 'Super Genius' quote has always had a special place for me. Heh.
  • Eeek, am I in trouble? They sell Bumble Bees by the fifth!?! And, adding insult to injury -- "for all your pollination and honey needs" -- Hnff!
  • *whistles in descending tone poof Damn that roadrunner.
  • I thought that Wile E. Coyote, when he spoke, was the original model for Frasier Crane...