May 02, 2004

Voices From Spirit Magazine, the national outlit for true Spiritism, and, the Awakening. Spiritism is an ancient Faith which its practitioners believe originated on an ancient world called Hades, and was brought to Earth over 500,000 years ago by the Survivors of a tragic war, that established colonies here on Earth, and later were destroyed in one final holocaust, which has been passed down in human legends as The Great Flood, or, Rain Of Fire.

(Via Mr Biffo)

  • OK, I'll bite. dng, why is this here, and what did you wish to show us? That is, aside from the poor site design, sophomoric ideas, and cult-like structure?
  • Could be nominated for a TimeCube award but it wouldn't win. Besides it sound more sane that the mythos behind scientology.
  • Is it just me, or are religions getting goofier?
  • The fountain of cranks is infinitely refreshing, and always worth sharing. Thanks, dng. This is an interview with the spirit of Nikola Tesla. His answers are given through Speaker Gerald A. Polley, and the interviewer is Speaker Linda J. Polley. [... Inanity follows. Use your imagination....] 7. Will you be available for more questions in future issues? A. Yes, for the next five years! That is how long it will take to complete the arrangements for my new vessel! * * * The article in our January issue will be with Marie Antoinette. If you have any questions, kindly get them in quickly. When we have enough questions for Nikola Tesla they will be put in a future issue. Let us know who you'd like to hear from, and what questions you'd like to ask. We will try to get those most requested for interviews.
  • I'd like to ask Mr Tesla if he's any ideas on the manufacture of a universal electrical grid powered solely by the magnetic field of the Earth and its motion through space. Because if he did, that would be extremely handy.
  • That's why we are still sending the Iridiums, wolof. We'll conect them with copper fiber after they are just a few meters away of each other. The ISS will work as a collector and we will send annually spacecraft to recover the bateries for Earth consumption.
  • So are Spiritists spiritual or just spirited?
  • dng, why is this here, and what did you wish to show us? I just though everyone might like to hear John Lennon's new song, which he wrote for The Monkees: WE'RE NOT A T.V. BAND! By; John Lennon Channeled Through; Linda J. Polley All rights reserved. 1. We're famous entertainers we're known across the land, We sing in lots of concerts, our fans give us a hand. But what the critics call us, It really makes us mad! Everywhere we go they say We're a t.v. band! (Chorus) We're not a t.v. band! We're not a t.v. band! We had a t.v. show, It was really grand, you know! But we're not a t.v. band! 2. We're not a t.v. band! We're singing across the land. Wherever we go the people always know, We're not a t.v. band. 3. Whatever are we gonna do? We know all our fans are true. The critics disagree! If only they would see! We're not a t.v. band! 4. There's no question that we get mad! We think all the critics are bad! We'd like to punch them in the snout! We'd like to lay them out! We're not a t.v. band! (Repeat Chorus To End.)
  • I'd like to ask Mr Tesla if he's any ideas on the manufacture of a universal electrical grid powered solely by the magnetic field of the Earth and its motion through space. Because if he did, that would be extremely handy. Doncha know that Tesla's ideas were squashed by Thom. Edison so he could control electricity production? And we could get limitless energy from the air, just like the space brothers (tm) taught us, if only the guv'mint would let the little guys talk to us? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!