April 29, 2004

How to Meet and Attract Single Women with the "Puppet Method"
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • This is very, very sad.
  • but, fes, don't miss the guy's site, where he also explains, "Why it is important to give single women foot massages to help you seduce them"
  • This is the Best. Idea. Evar! Thank you SideDish!
  • Bookmarking "pickup line of the week" as we speak! I am sooooooo gonna score! *buries head in hands, sobs*
  • wait wait wait - the puppet goes on the hand?? *smacks forehead* Gah! I have so been doing this wrong!
  • At the beach, the potato goes in the front, too, pete. That was an embarrassing lesson to learn, lemme tell ya.
  • make sure and ask Dino for help. he can always score with the broads.
  • Pete: Have you ever seen the movie Slackers?
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  • RE: Subliminal Seduction Cassette Tapes Um, the gig is up... All of you in my CD Swap group... well, yeah... Whaddya say we all meet at my place later on for a little 'listening party'?
  • Kimberly yeah but it was a long time ago - all i remember are those "fortune" cards, ordering coffee in a bathrobe, madonna's pap smear, and the PXL2000 camera.
  • The puppet method is especially effective in most county jails.
  • Maybe this will jog your memory, Pete : o/~ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes o/~
  • not a shorthand for "puppetry of the penis", is it? Aw, I'm not clicking anyway.
  • Aw, jeez. Igry, quintessentially igry, now more than ever. How To Pick Up Topless Dancers - Would You like to Have Your Life Filled With Hot & Sexy Topless Dancers Eager to Go to Bed With You and... Give You ANYTHING You Want? Are there equivalent books for trolls on how to pick up hot, buff young twinks in gay bars? Enquiring minds, etc.
  • How to pick up topless dancers Step one: Go to bank and get $100 singles...
  • A hundred will get you laughed at, Kimberly. Try adding a zero onto the end of that, if you want to make an impression. Seriously.
  • P.S. - In all fairness, if the girl you're with makes these same vocabulary blunders you do, then you will share something in common and your blunders are not likely to turn her off. Good to know.
  • I always knew that "What kind of man do we want? One that makes us laugh" comment from girl friends was true. I'm off to get my own puppet! /flagpole was arrested for harassing young moms at local Toys'R'Us
  • I can see it now Clubs everywhere filled with lonely guys and their "puppets" trying to score.
  • *watches as Fes trys to crayon three green 000s on a dollar bill Seriously. Sad.
  • That last post of mine was supposed to go to the BOTTOM after Fes 5:30 post, dang it. But then, this IS a curious juxtaposition.
  • flagpole, that's laugh *with*. not *at*. bail set at 100 )))
  • RESPECT THE KOOKLA [/double-plus good obscure reference]
  • Well, it could work - but, if you were relaxed & comfortable enough to pull it off, you would probably have no need for such trickery to meet women.
  • I declare the author of the press release the Kang of All Macking. Collin Farrell is gonna need to look for new work...
  • No need to buy one. I've used cloth napkins to make impromptu puppets, and everyone should know how to make a rose from a cocktail napkin. You get a laugh, and bonus points for cleverness.
  • Taco flavored kisses?
  • I am so going to try this. As soon as the restraining orders expire.