April 27, 2004

Grilling With The Jetsons! Do I wear it or light it?
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • Monkeyfilter: "a pukka bundle of bish-bosh laughs."
  • That must be how they talk in the future.
  • It's grill and the Millenium Falcon.
  • Dizzy, with the Q-BBQ, the future is NOW.
  • Future Is Better, Today Is Over. Alloys and No Crime and Wonder Drugs. World Peace, Hovercraft, Clothes Change Colors By Themselves. Mommy and Daddy nonstop to Rio and Don't Fight. Every Kid Serenaded By A Nuclear Night-Light. Where Did the Future? Where Did The Future Go?
  • I don't like it. Where's all the BBQ fun? Part of the joy of BBQing is in all the variables that go along with it. This gives you perfection every time. BORING.
  • "Looking like a cross between the Starship Enterprise and a jet engine, the Q BBQ can be carried around like a briefcase, but opens up Transformer-style to become a stylish, stand-alone, gas- powered grill." Star Trek, transformers and barbeque - I'm sold.
  • This gives you perfection every time. BORING. Mulling it over, I would settle for perfection every time. Or even half the time. Or ten per cent. But since perfection violates the underpinnings of the universe, boredom is unlikely.
  • I don't know where you live (or maybe *when* I'm living) but I can't go into a walgreens without tripping over these goddamn things. Also, what babywannasofa said. I thought the copywriter was undergoing some sort of seizure while at the keyboard. BBQ season really starts when you discover that big hive of wasps that have built up under the hood.
  • see, i TOLD you guys dizzy is john titor. he's been to the future and brought back this wacky bbq!
  • "SideDish to the conference room, please. SideDish. To the conference room."
  • It looks like a flimsy piece of crap.
  • Koko--please! Don't dis The Future!
  • The Future is crap! We're all going to hell in a handbasket. A handbasket, I tells ya!
  • Handbaskets of the Future will contain anti-grav devices and will be simply referred to as "baskets." Past Handbaskets were often made of lead and smelled bad. See? Future=shiny happy lucky times!
  • It could be a solid gold Cadillac with fine Corinthian leather seats and piped-in nitrous oxide, but we're still goin' ta hell in it!
  • Monkeyfilter: A Solid Gold Cadillac Straight To Hell!