December 07, 2003

How much does it take to turn a straight man gay? According to Uncool Central, a mere six pack of beer. You may scoff, but the evidence is there... [may be nsfw, if your prudish boss doesn't like you looking at pictures of (tastefully covered) naked men]
posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan 20 years ago
  • ha. i can't remember the comedian that once said that all women are 3 wine coolers away from being a lesbian.
  • This is funny, but...only 6 beers? 6 American beers? They should have said 10 or 12 each, that would be more believable. I've met 5' tall women who can put away six beers and only be tipsy.
  • Pretty clearly the men who "turn gay" after six beers were just looking for an excuse anyway.
  • Last time I drank six beers I went upstairs, folded my sweaters neatly, looked at some paint chips with my wife, logged onto ticketmnaster.com and bought tickets to 42nd Street. So screw you, six beers do not make you gay.
  • Hm. I have a sneaking suspicion that this was staged...
  • That can't be possible, certainsome1 - The guy at the beginning has a lab coat and everything!
  • So, then
  • I'll go gay for a used q-tip. Have before.
  • No in this case, I don't know if this is K.R.E.A.P. or just interesting tidbits about nickdanger. Say, is there a Mrs. Nickdanger? Anyway, back to the topic at hand (which is to say the topic from two years ago)... The guy at the beginning has a lab coat Are lab coats gay? I wouldn't think so, but they don't seem excessively manly to me. Perhaps they're purposely gender neutral. Think about these things, will you? Man, this is so much better not that it isn't a race. I could never have stopped and made such comments as these. *sees those mysterious hikers rounded the bend of the last thread.* On the other hand...
  • We should not forget -- Sixbeers was the author of As You Like It. While SixBears wrote Kink, Leert.
  • = Kink, Leer.
  • this bear must have been gay² (gay X gay).
  • Olde Gay ShakesBear, Was he a Bard? Driving a hard bardgain? "Friends! Monkeys! Everyman! Lend me your threads. I come to post with beeswacky, not lear at him. For these are the winters of our tale."
  • ah weel, ye may leer all ye like the leary world's well lost petebest/petebest2/pete_best and damned bee all the rest