April 25, 2004

RIAAMix. The Remix is Dead. Long Live the Remix.

This slamming new remix style pairs today's hottest Top40 tracks with the rough'n'tumble aesthetic tradition of anti-pop freeform noise! Shooting straight up from the underground, this ear-bleeding mash is sure to catch the ears of the naught generation's youthful angst the same way that Nirvana's screeching feedback and Public Enemy's authentic grit gave voice to the early 1990's with sharp, street-level indie cred.

  • i'm the opposite of not completely disgusted!
  • I'm backing suturself.
  • is sure to catch the ears of the naught generation's youthful angst the same way that Nirvana's screeching feedback and Public Enemy's authentic grit gave voice to the early 1990's with sharp, street-level indie cred. As written by a middle-aged white man with a giant arse and a comb-over.
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  • Hee!
  • ...the opposite of not completely disgusted... Flabber-gusted.
  • Wait, I'm confused. This is a joke, right? I can't listen to the tracks because I am at work, but can somebody explain to me what is going on?
  • Basically, these "remixes" are spoofed versions of hits, pulled from Kazaa. A few seconds of the track, and lots and lots of static and noise.
  • Now it all makes sense. Many thanks.