April 24, 2004

the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso.
posted by quonset_the_hut 20 years ago
  • Will people mock my helmet? All great innovations must first overcome some public skepticism. As more people experience the pleasure of their own discreet smoking system, it is hoped that the Nicosphere will become as coveted an item as the mobile phone. This is good. Cheers.
  • gives new definition to the expression 'bubble-head'. /exhales smoke i'll just restrict my choice of environments for indulgence. thanks though, quonset. i'll forward it on to the medical officer of health here who is fanatical on the subject.
  • heh. "in the gym". Hello, 2004? Hi, I was wondering where the hell my Orgasmatron is?!! sheesh!
  • No deaths have been conclusively linked to the Nicosphere3000. However wearers can expect to experience shortness of breath and greater susceptibility to illnesses supposedly associated with smoking. Besides safety is a relative term. Truth in advertising, at last!! [have a banana]
  • The technology explanation page is the best. Man I wish this were real. It'd lead to the ultimate dilemma in the pub - do I smoke, or do I drink?
  • drink! drink!!
  • This reminds me of a Tom Green skit a few years back where he walked into a store wearing a "SAMSE", Self Autonomous Smoking Environment or something ridiculous like that. The reaction was priceless.
  • drink! drink!! Damn all this peer pressure. Its all your fault I'm drunk, and failing to do any work...
  • Good Christ! I had shortness of breath just looking at this site! So many people would quit smoking if this was an enforced apparatus. Not because of the clunkiness of it but because they would become physically sick so fast.
  • drink! drink! Girls! Feck! Arse!
  • [banana] Now this, this is what we need instead of banning somking in public places. You can smoke inside your helmet. I predict a sudden drop off in popularity amongst the young and hip.
  • hey, you never know what these kids are going to latch onto next. I mean, have you *heard* Justin Timberlake?