April 22, 2004

Mix American Technology and a NASCAR Sensibility. Whaddya Get? Fan Pants!
  • Just when I thought the average nascar fan's ass couldn't get any fatter.
  • An artificially giant ass. *yawns, stretches out* It's fun having a front row seat at the end of Western civilization.
  • Monkeyfilter: a front row seat at the end of Western Civilization.
  • You know, Dizzy, I was fully prepared to find this was another flatulence-controll product. Butt...
  • Somebody should tell them that Aldous Huxley invented "Gumbril's Patent Small-Clothes" in 1923 (Antic Hay). Of course, they were inflatable and didn't have lottery numbers on - still, what a visionary the man was...
  • You know what? Pillow butt.
  • This adds extra peril to the question: Do these make my ass look big? I really don't see this being a product for insecure women (or men).
  • Just a little revision. MonkeyFilter: Does this make my ass look big?
  • COTTON: Good Lord, Hank, you're wearin' butt-boobies! HANK: It's not for my buttocks, it's for my back. COTTON: Didi, put your fake ta-tas next to Hank's. We'll see who has the bigger melons!
  • I don't think you understand, THEY DON'T NEED TO CARRY CUSHIONS ANYMORE!!!! Personally I would like to know more about the cash prizes.