April 22, 2004

Klingon Wedding
posted by Sullivan 20 years ago
  • Touching. Qapla' to the happy couple. May thier coordinates remain free of tribbles.
  • "their"
  • Lt. K'Allen and 2nd Lt Torsha
    WTF, I'd be fine with them were it not for blatent patriarchy. Equal RANK FOR EQUAL WORK!
  • Are you sure that was a wedding? The whole thing looked like Gene Simmons' bar mitzvah. Because I love, I kid.
  • I knew it! I have seen the groomsman before!
  • Elvish weddings. So the question now is. Would you rather do an elf or a klingon?
  • What? No Klingon Honeymoon videos?
  • I am always torn, in these cases, between thinking that the subjects are risible, or that they're incredibly cool for not giving a flying fuck what other people may or may not consider ridiculous.
  • Elvish weddings. So the question now is. Would you rather do an elf or a klingon? Either way it involves a mullet.
  • Oh. God, do I feel igry.
  • It's OK, you can use the i - word around here without linking it.
  • Either way it involves a mullet ...a likely suspect...
  • I'm with rodgerd - Klingon Weddings are clearly very low on the Geek Heirarchy, and yet, clearly you have to be very relaxed and comfortable with who you are to do this. Also, normal wedding planning is clearly the realm of the insane to begin with - this is certainly a way to deal with it by having fun. I would certainly rate this couple higher on the sanity level than anyone who worried about their bridemaids' dresses matching.
  • and i thought my boyfriend and i planning to get married at wrigley field was strange. with ivy in my hair! go cubbies!
  • I wish I could find a picture but the friend of a friend of mine got married and all the members of the wedding party were dressed as superheros — the bride was Storm, and groom was Spiderman. The best man was Magneto, which some people found worrisome.
  • This puts your life in perspective.
  • CellarFloor: as a former member of a Klingon ship (IKV bortaS'), I can tell you that gender has NO bearing on rank. Tust me, if you want a real fight, challange a female Klingon. Also, regarding Elves vs Klingons: depends, do you like it sensual and long-lasting in the forrest, or quite rough with leather, spikes, and Bloodwine? *retreats back into non-HyperNerd persona*
  • NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I kid I kid
  • weeirrrrrrrdos I kid I kid sort of