Min wage? Bleh. Wal-Mart does better than min wage. Sure you have to let psychic vampire Sam Walton snack on a bit of your soul every now and then while reciting the company loyalty oath pledge, but you don't have to mop jizz. Wonder if he gets a discount?
that's totally not the worst job ever.
i'd take that over a lot of these
I like how they use Barney as a sign for psychological torture.
Assuming he could get a job at Walmart, Pez. Jizz mopper doesn't really spruce up the old resume.
Cheers, sutureself, my job was on that list! Though maybe not the worst of them.
My own suggestion for worst job would be the people who have to clean out the used jam rag bin in women's toilets.
Thanks, rogerd. Reading that this morning before going to my non-jism-cleaning job has cheered me up considerably. (seriously)
Jizz mopper doesn't really spruce up the old resume
Well, duh, you don't write "jizz mopper" on there! You write something else... like "Sub-Equatorial Sanitation Specialist" or "Flooring Sterilization Engineer" or "Site Despunkifier."
Exercising a little resume creativity can go a long way.
Jizz Mopper is totally the name of the MoFi house band. Now.
*rendition of 'Taking Care of Business'*
Seminal Recycling Technician.
Jizz Mopper is totally the name of the MoFi house band. Now.
Only if we can also do a cover of Faith No More's "Jizzlobber"
Also, "Site Despunkifier"? Yeah, I'm gonna use that somewhere...
Overheard at an office party in April, 2014:
"I first heard Jizz Mopper's debut EP, "Super Soaker", in school back in '04..."
"Their prog-rock remix of 'Slip Slidin' Away' was the big crossover hit, of course."
"Wonder what became of them...?"
There's probably been at least one White House intern that has practiced exercising a little resume creativity after the job ended.
"Presidential Relaxation Advisor"
Nobody's mentioned Winston Churchill's bogies yet? Jayne Mansfield and lobsters?
On a related note, I had a friend to used to work at a local club for gentlemen who prefer the company of other gentlemen. His job was to keep the clean towels, lube, and condoms stocked up and handed out to customers.
Educational, I'm sure.
sutureself, you cannot *possibly* know how much I needed that article, especially today.
[banana]
thanks, that'll be good for a snack break tomorrow between giving hand jobs to barnyard animals
**sputter**
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
loyalty oathpledge, but you don't have to mop jizz. Wonder if he gets a discount?