April 20, 2004

Pre-S.U.V., And Infinitely Cooler-- The Woodie!
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • Lets not forget some woody contemporaries
  • Ah, those innocent days when a Woody was a station wagon (or a woodpecker). Although, with the newly popular retro-style vehicles, they're ba-a-a-ack. (And I've seen one of these on a real street, and it makes me want a PT even more)
  • Was I the only one who was frightened by the sites name?
  • Argh; Please advise?
  • Diz, would YOU want to see an "Old Woody" on the street that ISN'T a car?
  • *tips hat to wendell
  • That "Old Woody" you mention would be "Viagra Joe", who downed what he thought were a coupla Centrum Silvers at the Senior Center last week, but were actually remnants of an April Fool's joke gone horribly wrong. Now Joe, with his own private GPS, must try to save his job as chief box-boy at the Food Barrel without attracting too much attention. He's tried icing his nose-cone, washin' the hog, even Denying Blood Flow To The Area With A Series Of Rubber Bands from Housewares. No luck. And the Qwicki Video Stop off the frontage road has flagged him. (2 bounced checks, 1 "Girls Gone Wild" tape a day or so late and that means High Risk Consumer Profile, Mister!) Did I mention his hands were arthritic?
  • Not sure about that wooden Farrari -- seems like a Roman fender-bender could result in severe splintering, so to speak, if not outright impalement.
  • The Worst Woody Ever. [Warning: picture of worthless vehicle.]
  • *snkk* . . you said "woody" /butthead