April 18, 2004

If Batman Had An iPod, And Drove a 4-Cylinder Mid-Size Sedan With Matching Earthtone Interior, Here Is What It Would Look Like.
  • Dude, he painted an apple log on the car. That's just lame.
  • log=logo. but an apple log would be RAD! nice idea tho'.
  • D'ya mean to say that isn't Batman's car? Oops. I knew I shouldn't have let him talk me into going back to his rental duplex, uh, I mean Batcave to listen to mp3s. I feel like such a fool.
  • Maybe your first clue should have been when "Alfred", (Batman's trusty retainer), looked to be about 16, smelled like Zima and was wearing an actual retainer...
  • best headline evar.