April 17, 2004

PROVEN IN GULF COMBAT! LIVES DEPEND ON IT! Put a catalytic converter in your culottes with the Flatulence Deodorizer™.
posted by goetter 20 years ago
  • I went through the whole site - and it sure LOOKS legit. But geez...I dunno...something about it just smells fishy. Er...you know what I mean!
  • Now, I just need a Fart Silencer and I'm all set!
  • Why was the British military concerned about smells in its ABC suits?
  • They weren't concerned about smells, but invasive chemicals. A 'smell' is exactly the same as a cloud of noxious chemicals. It's an airborn microfine film of particles. There's no essential difference between a fart and sarin gas, save the constituent chemicals and the intensity. Thus, the charcoal filter does the same job for both farts and chemical weapons. In fact, if you are around my cat's bum after it's eaten chicken chunkies, then there *is* no difference.
  • I was all set to call bunk on this, but then I saw the BBBOnline symbol/link. Having just dealt with these folks I don't know of anyone that would go to the trouble just for a joke.
  • I love it: Now is the time for groin odor control
  • This is the beautiful part of capitalism. If something can make your life better, a purely subjective experience once you get past the essentials, the odds are someone is selling it. These socially responsible devices, the possibility of personal methane abatement, make me glad I'm not living in a stinking commie country. You all know what they'd do there, dontcha? First they'd fight the invention and marketing of these wonders, then they'd make wearing tham mandatory.
  • "chicken chunkies" and "groin odor" should never be together in any thread for any reason.
  • Monkeyfilter: The Possibility Of Personal Methane Abatement.
  • I ♥ Dizzy
  • Diz, mate, why stop there?... MonkeyFilter: I went through the whole site - and it sure LOOKS legit. But geez...I dunno... MonkeyFilter: There's no essential difference between a fart and sarin gas, save the constituent chemicals and the intensity. MonkeyFilter: a purely subjective experience once you get past the essentials MonkeyFilter: I don't know of anyone that would go to the trouble just for a joke. Damn. I said I was gonna stop doing that... ...and there's at least five other beauties in this thread and all... fantastic work, people...
  • MonkeyFilter: Damn. I said I was gonna stop doing that... te hee
  • This post stinks.
  • Flatulence leads US jet to divert An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches. The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches.
  • MonkeyFilter: Flatulence leads US.