April 14, 2004

GLORIOUS NEWS: SharpeWorld is (mostly) back! If you've never been, go and bookmark NOW. I'll wait. P.S.: 100th post! yay , me!
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • Okay, I've bookmarked it, you can do something else now. Looks cool, even with the good old link to the chicken we all know and, er, something. Yay, forks :)
  • Welcome to the "100 Club"! You will soon receive your secret washroom key, a lovely assortment of grooming products, and a coupon for unlimited breadstix at select Olive Garden restaurants. (our secret greeting is "Ret-lif-yek?'' "Nom!"---"Monkeyfilter" backwards.) Backwards! isn't that rich? Anyway, uh, have a great time Buddy! The bar is just off the jacuzzi, by Cynthia and Sascha there. Meet for the Fondue Sing-A-Long later?
  • PS probably not a good idea to let anyone else know about the 100 club. ret-lif-yek! Nom!
  • *stands in rain and peers through window at all the 100 Club fun*
  • Wow, I didn't even know fondue could sing! And this robe is REAL polyester! I tell ya, the hard work was worth it. Bring on the dancing girls!
  • [a 21-banana salute for our latest centarian]
  • Are you going to open registration for the 100 Club any time soon?
  • Try the Sevruga! Delightful!
  • JERRI BLANK IS REAL. Few facts have ever made me that happy.
  • Wow, I didn't even know know fondue could sing! It takes fondue about 20 years tro become an overnight sensation.
  • Sharpe's back! Bottom centre sorry
  • Sharpe's Mac?
  • Actually, Blaise - that's who I thought of first. I thought they were making new movies. (I hope not - Sean Bean is great, but too old to play the young Sharpe, and frankly the new books are awful.)
  • Sharpe's Mac? Bzzzt! Not a Mac.
  • Sharp's FAQ? make it stop
  • Shakatak?
  • Shaq Attaq!