April 13, 2004

"I don't think it was a mistake," she said. "Everybody who goes through my photo album says, 'Tigger is groping you.'
posted by Argh 20 years ago
  • Sick.
  • i wonder if that guy is a 'furry'. (NSFW!!!)
  • I've never seen a man who looked more like a real-life Daniel Clowes drawing.
  • And from a link on the site Sullivan linked, a chimpanzee named Jennifer becomes mixed up in a plot by the evil Dr. Tunick to harvest people’s brain energy. I don't think it's safe for work. YMMV. (We don't have any MoFites named Jennfier, do we?)
  • If there's ever a movie made about this guy, he MUST be played by Steve Buscemi.
  • Ah, it's those wierdos that give cosplay a bad name... *cough* And, he looks like John Waters.
  • It's the Chester-the-molester 'stache.
  • 0/~ bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun the wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one! 0/~
  • That's terribibble!
  • I can't remember where I found it (possibly on the Smoking Gun), but I saw an article that included some of the transcript of the police questioning, in which the accused said something along the lines of: "I'm dyslexic, so I sometimes don't remember things" Oh, I found it here. (Link to pdf file of the charging affidivit, top of page 2).
  • (We don't have any MoFites named Jennfier, do we?) I'm a MoFite named Jennifer, but my owner isn't Kaitlin. It's SATAN!! Oh, and uh, this Tigger dude is sick.
  • I'm a MoFite named Jennifer, but my owner isn't Kaitlin. It's SATAN!! Eeek! User ID=666! Coincidence? I don't think so!
  • *wonders just what was in Roo's "strengthening medicine" *
  • In fact he's been acquitted: MIchael Chartrand, 36, apologised to the Florida jury which cleared him. He was 'sorry they had to waste their own time', he said. 'I was brought up to be a gentleman and a scholar the English, old-fashioned way and so I have no animosity to anybody', he said at the end of the three-day trial, at which a Tigger costume took centre stage. In his closing argument his lawyer strapped on the character's tail and then donned its orange and black-striped head and paws to show how the costume restricted vision and movement.
  • That's one dedicated lawyer!
  • If the tail don't fit... No, I can't do it...
  • "See? No matter how much I honk-honk the girl's breast, due to the thick fabric of the costume, I can't feel a thing!" (O_o)`
  • I've worn a costume like that - it would actually be very difficult to tell where your hands are (you have about the same field of vision as a late medieval suit of armour), and you wouldn't be able to feel a breast through the gloves. Personally, I was most concerned about stepping on the children.