April 11, 2004
via slacktivist.typepad.com
Arg. Sorry about that half-finished post, my hand slipped and now I feel stupid.
OK, so here goes:
Want a driveway made from broken clam shells? If you live in Delaware, you might want to check it for live WWII ammo first.
Clam shells are harvested from the bottom of the ocean to pave driveways. What else is on the bottom of the ocean? Old weapons, apparently. Some are still live.
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Now the terrorists know where to find free hand grenades.
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Hey honey, I'm *boom*
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Hey, Ru-pert!
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No wonder there's a hole in the bootom of the sea!
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Do make it "bottom"