April 08, 2004

Dear General Kimmett,

In light of the recent surge of violence against coalition forces in Iraq I felt that it was my duty as an American to understand the nature of this violence and see if I could provide you with some insights that you may have overlooked. To this end I have spent many hours painstakingly researching the problem and here are my suggestions: 1) Tell your soldiers that when they are running to do so with only a knife or pistol in their hands. You will find that your troops will get places faster if they aren't carrying their bulky rifles as they run. 2) Your troops should burst fire to increase accuracy, rather than clumsily spaying rounds at the enemy. ...More at link

  • 5) Make use of the shield glitch. The latest patch has introduced a bug whereby your soldiers can have a shield protect them, yet fire through it, making your soldiers practially invincible. However, you should make use of this as soon as possible, because it may be addressed in the next patch.
    nice.
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