April 08, 2004

"I got the hottest flow to hit the street since lava." Soundcircuit's Lyric Gallery features some of hip hop's best punchlines and braggadocio, from Big L and Tupac to Chino XL and KRS One. For some of the worst, check out the Wack Watch Hall of Fame. (NSFW language)
posted by de Carabas 20 years ago
  • The wack hall of fame was really was hilarious.
  • And like the Knicks I got game like I worked at Hasbro On the mic I bug, like I was Prince Jazzbo The rhymes are stupid to make you go coo-coo You can't sleep 'cause you're little Cindy Loo Hoo
  • "niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex" - Peter Gunz from D
  • This is priceless. From a dis on Turk: Teacher: Hi kids, welcome to rhyme school. Today's lesson is: the simile Also, what the hell kind of rap name is Chino XL? Does he have a DJ named DJ 44-Inch Waistband?
  • MC Size 9 Cargo Pants. Represent, motherfucker.
  • I have no clue about Chino's name, but I do know he drops some of the funniest lyrics: You're a worthless waste of flesh, like fat asses on a nun. Classic.
  • You down with the Pee Pants? Wow, a google search for "MC Pee Pants" gets really scary really quickly.