June 05, 2017

Monkey Mafia Monkeys are stealing items from tourists, then selling those items back for food.
  • It's like watching the beginning of the whole Planet of the Apes universe occurring right in front of us.
  • And so capitalism was invented. Wait till they discover what money can do!!!
    And nope, not going to where a monkey could run for president. Nope.
  • A monkey could only successfully run for president if it would cause a sufficient amount of liberals to cry.