I am not quite sure how you got from sump pump to where you arrived. However, I question just how well many of those items work. Except the sump pump, of course. We got one when I was a kid after we found our basement with about three feet of water in it. Once we got the sump pump, it never happened again.
Looks like a spammy post, yet retrosurf has a history here.
I bequeath thee the benefit of the doubt.
Have you *ever* seen spam that used the phrase "platonic ideal"?
I am not sure I have ever seen "platonic ideal" used anywhere!
I bequeath thee the benefit of the doubt.