April 02, 2004

The Amazing Beer-O-Matic! Incredibly sophisticated technology tells you how many pints or bottles you'd have to quaff to drink your weight in beer. Happy Friday!
posted by eversohumble 20 years ago
  • 132 pints! It is too bad I don't drink beer. I shudder to think about the number of Stoli shots I'd have to do to drink my own weight in blessed vodka. *shudders to think*
  • i'd have to drink 137 bottles of beer *hic* or 84 pints, if it's ok to put in pounds for pints - 'cause i have no clue what 105lbs is in stones.
  • 105lbs in stones=7.5stone. 210 pints of beer for me. I'm a fat little monkey, evidently.
  • To drink my weight, I would have to chug 166 bottles of beer! I'm sure I've done that in my lifetime.
  • I, er, semm to be a fair bit heavier than all of you. Does the Atkins diet allow beer?
  • 292 bottles of beer is my body 292 bottles of beeeeer.... Take one down, pass it around Hey, that's part of my fuckin' body, you ghouls!
  • 135 pints...OK if it's ale, otherwise forget it.
  • 106 pints. Think I'll distill that down to something more lethal. I like this test too. I am Gigantor! (I have no idea who Gigantor is, but it sounds cool!)
  • Mr. I feel unusual: could that have something to do with the 292 bottles of beer? I didn't even go there. Yer lookin' at someone who can shart shluuring th'werds after one beer, and after two, I start to see ddoubble and ggiggle a lot. Cheap drunk.
  • So far, eversohumble has succeeded in tricking eight (8) MoFites into revealing their weight.
  • make that seven (7) MoFites
  • Nah, mexican, I totally lied about my weight. ;)