November 04, 2013
A Prayer For The Chronologically Enhanced
Ya gotta stay sharp.
It's either your mind, your hide or your wallet that goes. It's time to declare a Manifesto for the Chronologically Enhanced.
Love, GranMa BlueHorse trots off, *snickering*
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CRANKY OL' BUGGER?!? I pulled the phrase "Chronologically Enhanced" directly from my recently-passed-inspection butt without any knowledge that others had made use of the phrase in Googlable ways. And I did it specifically because of BlueHorse's snark in the MoFi 2.0 thread. I'm especially sensitive because, when I was much younger, my signature for "C.L.Wittler" was once misread as "C.T.Hulhu". Hilarity did NOT ensue. If we're going to be doing anything Lovecraftian, I prefer "Call of Cthulhu - The Musical"... or Pratchett's Dungeon Dimensions, thank you. And now I have to worry that, if I'm ever going to revive The cult of Wendell, it'll only attract even CRANKIER ol' buggers than I. (That will not wendell.) And they're the ones I especially want to keep off my virtual lawn (at least I can hire the young techies to mow it).
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*sticks fingers in ears, blows raspberry* Ha ha! *runs across lawn with horseshoes on*
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I love an online forum where you can engage in mature discussions... but I like MonkeyFilter too. *throws poo, grabs vine and swings away*
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I will have you know that we are civilized and distinguished monkeys.
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*Remembers to apply expired and crusted tube of Retin-A gel* <:(!)
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This manatee, Snooty, is not only chrono enhanced, but has the skin of a pup still!