April 02, 2004

Are you G? Are you on a budget? Well, then. Iced Out Gear is perfect for you. My favourite items are easily the pimp cups. "Caution: These cups are made out of plastic and you should not drink out of them"
posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan 20 years ago
  • Ha! I'm running out to get my custom belt buckle that reads "Cashing In". I <} capitalism!
  • And, as usual, the testimonials are a hoot. But I find it rather sad that pimping is considered a coveted occupation for teens (I'm assuming lower/lower-middle class Black teens especially?). Times they are a-changing - reminds me in classical Chinese times, being a soldier was the lowest one could go as an occupation, even lower than being a farmer (of course, being a general was entirely different). And now, it's a pretty high-status job in most cultures, even Asian ones. Taiwanese love their A-bing ge (soldier boys).
  • Yo yo yo Alnedra you right. Those comments is off da hook yo! All the pimps be keepin it real and given up madd propps for icedoutgear.com. But wassup wit my homeboy "Sean Furhman"? I can't understand a word dat whiteboy is sayin Quote "I just wanted to thank you for your super service, and QUICK delivery.I can honestly say I have never had such a pleasant shopping experience online. I was placed my order around 8 pm local time, and two days later my spinning bracelet was in my mailbox! I was shocked. The product was exactly as described, and has made all my friends jealous... I gave them the buisness cards you enclosed, so expect some orders from them! I will definitely be ordering from you again. Thank you also for the free gift. Again, thank you. I don't know what you guys are doing, but keep on doing it!!" Dat is da juxtaposition for sheezy. Rep'n da 04! PEACE OUT, YO! ***HOLLA***
  • *boop!* Materialism Page Fault. Please Reboot. (a.k.a. Bling Screen of Death)
  • this is killin' me. seriously. i can't figure out whether the comments are people yanking the site's gold-style chains, or if they're actually from people thinking they are sooo cool now that they have a replica car tire rim spinning around their skinny, 14-year old (and i presume middle-class and white) necks. this makes me think about my friend's little brother, a real hard whiteboy gangsta from the streets of las vegas. oh he was a hard one. he and his homies started a gang, they walked tough, they wore the bling-bling. he even carried a gun, until one day when he ran into some real actual hardcases. when he pulled his gun, the fight was pretty much over - the other guys took the gun away from him and beat the shit out of him, and all his gangsta buddies ditched him and ran home in fright. that was the end of his gang-bangin' days. i mean, when you pull a gun on another guy and you get your ass kicked? yep, that pretty much points out how much of a gangsta you are. i'm just glad he learned his lesson before he got in any serious trouble.
  • Why can't you drink from their plastic cups?
  • The trim that makes it look silver or gold would corrode? Maybe with alcohol. Which is all real pimps drink. You get water from the ice in your drink, or you don't get water at all.
  • Beeyatch!
  • D Magical Wacky Flex scorns d' pimp cups -- demands this!