February 11, 2012

Conservatives attending CPAC and trolling Craigslist for gay sex? Yep, they exist. At least 10 this year, up from 2 or 3 last year, when gay group 'GOProud' was much more visible.

My theory: This is the real reason many of them oppose Gay Marriage... it cuts down on the dating pool. Also, opposing abortion and contraception scares a lot of men away from 'the other team'. Thanks to MeFi's The Whelk for this guilty, guilty pleasure.

posted by oneswellfoop 12 years ago

Andrew Breitbart to Occupiers: ‘Stop Raping People!’
posted 12 years ago by homunculus
It's as good a theory as any I guess. See also gayhomophobe where it is currently 57 days since the last homophobe caught in a gay sex scandal.
posted 12 years ago by polychrome
"Stop raping people! That's MY job!!!" - Breitbart
posted 12 years ago by oneswellfoop
Can we please just put them all up against a wall and ~~shoot~~ firehose 'em?
posted 12 years ago by BlueHorse
Belgium man, belgium!
posted 12 years ago by polychrome
No, they won't be as tolerant as the Belgian police. They'll bring out the big guns and (aptly named) predator drones. And if anyone has any doubt, my 'theory' was extremely tongue-in-cheek, as opposed to closeted gay homophobes, whose tongues are in somebody else's cheeks, but they'll tell you they're only searching for gold fillings...
posted 12 years ago by oneswellfoop
I suppose some of those people could also not be actual CPAC attendees and think that claiming to be involved with CPAC will make them more taboo/appealing to a certain kind of guy.
posted 12 years ago by bernockle
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
posted 12 years ago by homunculus
Doing their convention in Florida? Definitely going to be "GOP Gone Wild". And expect lots of skinny-dipping like in the Sea of Galilee (after all, isn't Florida considered the other "promised land" for retired Jews?) Okay, that's my quota of insulting humor for today...
posted 12 years ago by oneswellfoop

Monkeyfilter

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February 11, 2012