November 13, 2011

Goat. Sea. (totally SFW)

Yes, Grover Beach is NEAR to me, not FAR! It's also right next to Pismo Beach (if you remember to turn left at Albuquerque).

posted by oneswellfoop 13 years ago
  • The goat certainly does a better job than I could. My wife has seen a video or two of someone surfing with his cat. Every time she does, she expresses her certainty that the cat is being forced into the activity and is terrified. She claims to be able to read the expressions on the faces of cats. She also tells me what our cats are thinking.
  • Irregardless whether the cat or goat like surfing, the person who originally thought about sticking a land mammal onto a board is rather strange. Quite unusual thought processes, to be sure. Kind of like me wondering if my horse would enjoy roller skating.
  • Your horse would probably enjoy rollerskating. I do advise you to give that a try. Can rollerskates really be that much more uncomfortable than having those metal shoes nailed to their feet? Rollerskates might be exactly what they need.
  • Now that you mention it.... Meet Jimmy, the roller skating horse. My google-fu isn't strong enough to find anything more about the horse or the picture. Surely there's a FPP to be done on Jimmy? My horses have declined to roller skate, surf, or paraglide. They aren't interested in base jumping or extreme ironing, either.
  • And if you see one of your horses planking, owling or tebowing (ESPECIALLY planking), call the vet immediately. Funny enough, the Surfing Goat is the biggest thing to happen in this area since the Paso Robles Capybara. Which might not be a bad thing.
  • Here's what the horses are doing these days... (hey, it worked! never thought to imbed imgs here... if I'm not supposed to, feel free to deletify)
  • Holy crap. I don't think I have ever seen that on here. Of course, I am not sure what that has to do with a horse rollerskating. Stay on topic!
  • But you see, bernockle, animals only rollerskate when they are trying to get approval from humans. Horses don't need to because they can EAT THE NOSE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE.
  • That would have been a much funnier video had the carrot been positioned two or three feet lower.