April 01, 2004

The brief safe. ...even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.
  • See now, that's the ticket. Makes me feel so much better about my last post.
  • I'm so proud. :)
  • "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Color: white (and brown). Awesome.
  • Oh yuck. Eewww... *shudder* Better hope the "curious snoop" doesn't have poopophilia. (I wanted to find out what the technical term for "love of faeces" was, but stopped looking when I googled this instead. All together now...EEEWWW!)
  • coprophilia
  • Is this the word you were looking for?
  • Beat me to it, Dude!
  • It puts the "secret" in "secrete." I am so sorry.
  • My roommate in college used to make these all the time, but I'm not so sure his version had anything to do with hiding valuables of any kind.
  • Yours is fancier pyrrthon1, so you win. THIS TIME. I wonder...do they make a girl version with bloodstains? oh god i can't believe i said that... going to sleep now.
  • And the thread is hereby cancelled. Ew. *laughs*
  • ernie: Can you be sure? Did you CHECK?
  • Seems like the have many kinds of useful products
  • certainsome1: Dunno, they could have been packed full of doubloons or krugerrands retrospect. Too late to play the "what if" game now I suppose.
  • 'in retrospect' damn, bedtime....
  • if ratemypoo.com and poop-stained wallet undies are kosher for fpp, then i am going to add the ASCII goatse-cx guy to the ASCII thread. come on, it's funny! /monkey see, monkey doodoo
  • Oh no, forks, all those people we thought were paranoid schizophrenics weren't actually imagining it!
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