August 21, 2010

(I love it when a headline writer actually accomplishes a GOOD sub-headline, even if it's a classically old joke)

posted by oneswellfoop 14 years ago

Easy way to remember things: CEO = pathological liar
posted 14 years ago by BlueHorse
Straight from the horse's mouth.
posted 14 years ago by flurker
Not quite; anyone who rises to the status of CEO will have a career of saying whatever he needs in order to advance himself. Sometimes, that is the truth... (maybe up to 51% of the time)
posted 14 years ago by oneswellfoop
Fantastic!
posted 14 years ago by es el Queso
Um...er... TRANSLATION: These place holders are the only certainly true part of a CEO-level statement.
posted 14 years ago by Dan Folkus
I'm the boss in my little world and I always lie for the good of that little world...so suck it haters!
posted 14 years ago by stirfry
I guess we could apply this to politicians as well.
posted 14 years ago by EdArzakh

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