August 05, 2010

funny text translator . Original text: "Monkeys love to fling poo. ...50 translations later we get: "Also, in my opinion!" "Or is it...? Original text: Monkeys love to fling poo." ...50 translations later we get: "seduksion monkey."
posted by BlueHorse 14 years ago
  • "BlueHorse is the voice of reason at MonkeyFilter" 10 translations later: "Lancer is the voice of a monkey and the reasons for liquidation" 20: "Getting the sound is a monkey, and the reasons for the removal" 30: "Transparency and justification for removal during" 50: "Transparansi and primary care"
  • "We hold these truths to be self-evident" after 20 translations: "We clearly need these truths" after 50: "Open" (which explains what the TeaBaggers consider "original intent")
  • "Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before." after 20: "Space and final borders. He uses the organization. Mission: Fat, not less." after 50: "Time and place. In the human body. Mission: Sunshine Street" (apparently no man has gone to Sunshine Street before; at least no fat man.)
  • oneswellfoop, that fiftieth translation is actually kind of poetic. It's sort of like a haiku that doesn't care how many syllables it has.
  • "oneswellfoop, that fiftieth translation is actually kind of poetic. It's sort of like a haiku that doesn't care how many syllables it has." after 50 translations: "Aqua 1950 truly representative of the class how to solve onesvellfoop." yes, I am evil.
  • Original text: "You guys are the schznits!" ...50 translations later we get: "Schznits me!" *braces*
  • blew the linkage, but that last source sentence was from here.
  • :)
  • Back to ENGLISH : You are wrong. MACEDONIAN : Не сте во право. Back to ENGLISH : You are right. Uh, that's stupid.
  • Original text: "Flurker is a wet blanket" ...50 translations later we get: "Flurker cookies"
  • "slaps forehead, falls backward" after 10 translations: "Fair and forehead counter" after 20: "Director Trade and against" after 30: "Sales Manager" after 50: "Action"
  • "Circumference: To hold a conference at Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey's. Furlong: A shaggy dog. (Not a story) Singularity: Operatic slapstick. Random: A stupid foot race." after 10: "Marine: Brothers Barnum and Bailey Jiarulinlin meeting. Furlong, the dog is difficult. (History) Features: Opera is a lie. Random walk game dog droppings." after 20: "Marine: Brothers Barnum and Bailey Jiarulinlin meeting. Furlong, a dog is difficult. (First) Description: Opera is wrong. Random walk of the game on a dirt dog." after 50: "Marina: Meet Jiarulinlin Banamubeiri hard Falun brother (1) Description: The default Chen dirty work five, please."
  • "If you wake up and all your relatives have totem poles shoved up their noses, you can be sure you have the support of those closest to you." after 10 translations: "If you wake up the overall level, the family gave him my nose, which will no doubt support the people around you." after 30: "I, of course, I encourage parents to build people, families, nose, if it is." after 50: "I think parents, families, and nose." Meanwhile, at M.O.N.K.E.Y. Part N.I.N.E.: "Wendell's existence now doubtful, essentially losing librarians." after 10 translations: "Tender in the dispute, to a large extent lost librarian." (didn't take long to lose Wendell completely) after 20: "Competition librarian difference largely lost." after 30: "At the same time, librarians are missing the competition." (AN ACTUAL SENTENCE!!) after 50: "At the same time, libraries do not match." and in the Numbers Game: "155: The Guinness World Record for number of t-shirts worn at one time... with video! after 50: "01:00 Book of World Records in 1955, New Jersey, is ... Again!" (how'd we end up in New Jersey?!?) At MetaFilter: "Every pernicious practice of modern education originates from the goal of trying to segregate and control the mischievous." after 50: "The innovative training methods and practices, is a dangerous mistake." "There's no set menu, you pay what you can and a national chain is even testing out the business model." after 50: "Niamaa week and an economic model in each country the item is almost impossible." "The Curfew could be described as a miniature Canterbury Tales set in a not-so-distant future, where citizens must abide by government security measures and 'sub citizens' are placed under curfew at night." after 50: "Canterbury Police now believe that on the night of the security forces and civilians." "There's much talk at MetaTalk of all the things that Metafilter does NOT do well, but seldom do we hear of the one thing that MetaFilter routinely tanks at, which is anything to do with WRITING." after 50: "Tank filter, Described below, the main goal of independence is writing trick." (so true) At MetaChat: "In recognition of his contributions to dental health, the city council put a plaque on his house. He came out and scraped it off" after 50: "Doctors, Dennis report of the review." (humor does not translate) "There was classic clowns, a russian couple who changed their outfits as if by magic, daredevil acrobatic couple, camels you could ride, sea lions, strong men, jugglers, omg elephants!, popcorn and cotton candy!" after 50: "Roshiasuchimubasu elephant skin, acrobatic traditional phone Camel, Black Sea, the famous actor in 2003 in the woods! And bread and sweet!" "Forget about the brakes and just lie there next to the car, 'cuz chances are you haven't just lain in the grass since you were a kid." after 50: "Remember the car is the father of the child." (I think some people will be disturbed to learn that!) In case you haven't guessed, I can't sleep. after 50 translations: I can not sleep. (that's IT?)
  • Shhhhhh! Take the other end of the net. OK, when I say go, we'll capture him and then beat him with funny sticks--because he thinks he's funny, but he's NOT.
  • "Or We Will All Hang Separately" after 50 translations: "O." "We are not the singularity" after 50 translations: "Father" "Japanese macaques will completely flip out in when presented with a flying squirrel, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys." after 50 translations: "Monkeys ekureoy Japan, studies have Shown that as a problem. Their specific issues." (Monkeys With Issues... gotta love it!)