July 10, 2010
Monkeys trained as battlefield killers in Afghanistan.
Clearly this development effectively ends the war.
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Eh, whatever. It makes a change from monkeys as politicians.
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Concealed monkey killers will not be tolerated on flights anymore!
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Monkeys...on a plane!! And just WHAT kind of explosive device have you got concealed in that thing?
*monkey sneezes*
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