This happy resurgence encourages a devotee!
wheee!
I shoulda previewed! plus ca change, etc...
Daily entries should in general negate earlier desertion.
Desertion? Or transformation?
Oops. Wrong thread. Here goes for real...
Dawdling estuaries subvert eternal rest though Interzone only negates.
Note every goodness and take everything slowly.
I'm so happy...
grargh terminal y! nooooo to terminal y's!
Such lovely occupations last years.
Your exclamations are really Scandinavian.
Hint: the "v" is for a South African musical instrument
Sorry, can a nerd defend impropriety now, avoiding vuvuzela interruption and noise?
too bad there aren't any good words ending in "v", eh TT?
Noisy orchestra is seriously evocative.
prize for words ending in 'v'!
also, thank you foop for kick-starting new thread. wheee!
Each vuvuzela operates cerebro- acoustically thus inducing vibrational euthanasia.
Words ending in a v, foop? The "i.a." could be a well known sci-fi author who's name ends in a "v"...
England's united, though her angry neighbors abhor staring.
-- Illiterate Agelast
Asimov grinned, "Everyone Leers - A Science Tale"
That author likes egomania.
Thanks Hoser. Here's nother "-ia" chance to work towards playing the vuvuzela card.
Every gigabyte of mastery angers nascent idiot armies.
Antique reminiscences, marked in evanescent sepia.
and another one!
Scientists enjoy psychohistorical Isaac Asimov.
The terminal V! A chance to use your vuvuzela, foop!
And so I made our vuvuzela.
Victoriously using vuvuzela undermines Zimbabwean Energy Looms... apparently
Apprise people politically and remember even nationalitys terminated, like Yugoslav.
You understand generally our situation like a Vulcan.
NOT going the vuvuzela route again, no thank you, but you can start the next one with a BZZZZZZZZZZZ
Those elephants (that ripped apart garments) really are mammoths masquerading as their oliphant nephews.
Nearly everybody posting here enjoys Wendell's stories.
I know, I keep saying I'm NOT Wendell anymore, but I just can't resist when there's a W hanging out there. Coming soon: F's become "Foop" and C's become "Craig"
Some though, only reasonably insane, enjoy scrofula.
Summer can roll ostensibly formulaic under lower activity.
Actually, chavs transfer infectious vuvuzela illness to yobs.
Yummy octopus backed Spain.
(I agree, Mothy, let's eat it!)
Some people are insanely negative.
Negative? Erudite? Giving a talk in Vienna eventually
Erudite Viennese expositions, neologised to us as lengthy lurid yammering.
Yes, also muttering,mumbling even ranting in Naschmarkt. Gutentag!
Guilty underlings tested every Noon-Tide after grimaces.
Guilty! Reach inside my... are chimps even supple?
If you want to win an election, Queso, don't 'cheese off' your online friends with an 'x' in the last word...
Enjoying xkcd comics indicates totally evolved dementia.
Definitely enraging monkeys; enter now, the inestimable Axxxidentals.
A xenophobic xylophonist Xeroxed information describing each nationality's traits and librettos simultaneously.
Winning an argument with an ibex is good practice for politics…
Simian ibex multicultural urgent life techniques answer no engineering order under sexual linking yin.
Yes, I noticed.
No one thought I could eat dirt.
Dirt is refreshingly tasty.
Tastes assy, so try yak
You are knowledgeable.
Knowledgeable? No, only when looking east does great edification 'appen. Beware looking east.
Enlightenment actualises spiritual transcendence.
Testosterone really always naked sex cannoli enticement names despite ending normal control entailment.
Enlightenment nudges testosterone against its limit. My experience now terminates.
True enlightenment really must involve nirvana and teach everybody serenity.
Serenity even now escapes notice in troubled youth.
Extracting venom easily requires you defenestrate a Yeti
Yellow elephants totter interminably
Intolerable nonsense trails every remote missive into nullity, actively bartering lost youth.
You, Oneswellfoop, understand these haiku.
I have some confusion about the plural of haiku being haiku, haikus, or haikujen. So take your pick and use any of them.
Hello, anybody! I kiss uvulas! (Just emitting nonsense).
use whichever you prefer: uvulas or nonsense I'll bet that's something nobody has ever written before
Unusual, very unusual! Look at Suomynona!
Seldom uses of monkey-your-name onto nine's answer.
A nine says we erect RAMSES!
Reich am Mittelmeer. Samstag, endlich Samstag
So, auchtung, Meister! Samstag teils alles gemutlich.
Gee, Ernie, mutton usually tastes like it contains hamburger.
Have a MacDonald's burger: Undesirable rare; Godawful eaten raw.
Read again Wendell!
Wendell's existence now doubtful, essentially losing librarians.
Librarians in Bulgaria read about rare Indonesian apples not science
Research everyone! Verify everything! Read endless notes! Don't SLACK!
Someone followed me into my old thread playground.. thought I shoudl make up for it by coming back here
Sadly, at near death, Warren* imagined consuming happily every sandwich.
*When asked for life advice while he was dying of cancer, Warren Zevon said "Enjoy every sandwich". It's advice I follow with every slice of bread.
Sam and Nigel delouse while Ian challenges Harlequino.
Had a really lousy encounter, quit using injectables... nothings original
Oh, really? I'm getting into numerous ancient languages.
Learning ancient Norse, Greek, Ugaritic and grasping even Sumerian.
Scandinavians using mere English results in antiquated nouns
This heroic effort rescuing incapacitated mothninja is... nice.
Now ignore changing Euromarket.
Even us romantics operate mothninjas antique retro- krafted electronic theremin.
ThinksTwice has eerily remixed electronic music; I noticed!
Hint: if you don't want your name/nick in the game, avoid final words containing your initial(s).
Noticing Oneswellfoop's Tag Inside, Clever Ed Dared!
Dubious acrobats rehearse Edwardian drama.
Do rehearsals annoy my aardvark?
Absolutely, although reality does vary across randomized k-spaces
knothole spanning
physicists and cats
entangle Saskatoon
Soaring above seaways kittiwakes,
ancient travelers, observe our navigation.
Naturalists and voyeurs--
I grant amnesty,
then issue
orange neckerchiefs.
Each man
pretends
to ignore
night,
eat sorcerous
sky.
Such:
kinky…
yowls?
*applauds*
you omit
Wiccans
leaving spa
Southpark portrays anthropomorphisations.
And now ThinksTwice has replied, opening plentiful opportunities, making other responding players happy if some are tentatively intending other nuanced strategies.
Stammering translators ruefully amscray, then each guesstimate involves everyone, see?
Mesembryanthemums grew wild all down the California coast, have beautiful inflorescence.
Methinks each swaggering elephant may bear red yams and noisome taro, happily eating, munching a crisp elephant (Asian) ear.
Elephant? A rhinoceros.
Reformer hinders
idiosyncratic novel:
omitted chapter
eventually rejects
odoriferous sex.
Oneswellfoop puts hands, extremities, legs in air!
Agreed, incorrigible rip!
Rowdy intercollegiate partying!
Pacific amanuensis reports: This yo-yo is no gag!
Go again, gentlemen!
Getting each new triple letter excites me endlessly... not!
Nevertheless, ornithology transubstantiates.
Tacky responses are not seriously understood but somewhat tolerated and notated to inevitably acknowledge the essential stupidity.
Foop, I admire the phrase 'the essential stupidity', disheartening though it may bee to contemplate!
Santa told Uncle Philip, 'I don't intend tickling you.'
Yes, others understand.
*hoot, mon*
Uncles Nigel, Doug, even Rob, seem tickled at naughty digression.
D'oh, I got ripped! Eventually, such slander is overlooked. Next!
Not even xtacy tickles.
Tragically, it could kill life everywhere... slowly...
Someone looted our Weetabix last year.
yellow
eases
a
river
Rat infestations vastly encircle Ragnarök.
Redan augusti ger nederbörd, alltid regnmoln över Kiruna.*
*trans. from the Swedish: Already August brings precipitation, always rainclouds over Kiruna**
** Kiruna
Seeing actinic daylight often makes a somnambulist offer comic heroism in sex magic.
Monkey actuaries give intimate callouses.
Co-evolving anal/lung locomotions offer ultimately secreted energy matriculations.
Maybe anal training reduces incidental crap under latrines. Anal training is our nation's saviour!
Salt and vinegar is our undisclosed recipe.
Rectally entered crisp is perfect exercise.
Energized xenophobia essentially ruined countries in several examples.
whoops, there's that X again
since posting two consecutive entries here is apparently no longer frowned upon (as much), I'll take the hit here...
Expert xerographers are mostly people like expert stenographers.
Start twenty eleven now! Overcome great resistance and personally honor each resolution, somehow.
Success only makes every halo offer wholeness.
What happened? Oh, look! Everything new essentially still sucks.
Surely understandingL-s-d left innumerate English distracted?
(seriously, pre decimal English currency is mental)
Did I say Tenner? Really, anybody could take every DOLLAR.
Does other LSD leave any residue?
(Mothy - just remember this simple poem:
A dozen farthings make a thrupence,
Ten thrupence to the half a crown,
Four half-crowns are a ten bob note,
Sorry it doesn't rhyme,
Scan,
Or make any sense).
r
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W9MNQB7O8phants
Sorry about that. I was being interrupted and lost control... (Residue was the hand-off)I'll try again:
Rambling echo seeks itinerant dumoflage using elephants.
Everyone loves enormous pachyderms. Heavy, and nice trunk size.
Somebody is zooming everybody.
Every vast elephant remembers your birthday, offers drinks, yearly.
Dan was having a flashback ;-)
Rays and days
In afternoon time
Is orb-ly nourishing.
No one understands raising insurance standards helps increase national growth.
Grand rates often wrangle the horror.
Hop over rodents, roll over rhinoceroses.
Republican hopefuls include Newt or Cain, even Romney; omit Sarah; excrete Santorum.
I thought I had come up with a real challenge and ThinksTwice knocked it out of the park...
Such a nasty type of really ugly monster.
Money owns neologic. Sometimes to evoke rationing.
Rational actors take input of noticeably irritated ninnies graciously.
Great! Random actions can innocuously own ultimatums (sometimes linking yearnings).
Your earrings are really nice. I nearly got some.
Some outrageous mischief ensues.
EdArzakh never saw us eating sandwiches.
Seriously, any nominal Deity would initiate cataclysms here every Saturday.
Satraps allow tardiness. Using rare deities assumes yes.
Your epiphany sucks!
Saying unicorns can kill sucks!
Something unlawful carnal knowledge something...
Somnolent over mentioning epiphanies that hinge into noggin gnashing...
Giving no assumptions surreal, hence incorporating no gills.
Golly, I liked LouisCK's show!
actual review: liked not LOVED, but it was worth $5 for even somebody like me who does not consider him God's Gift to Standup
See how oneswellfoop wins!
(I loved, not liked, his TV series "Louis").
Well, I never suspected...
Save up some pennies! Economists created the Euro's demise.
Dumb economists made it so easy.
Economists are such yutzes.
There you go foop: a Y, a U, and a Z for ya ;-)
You underwhelming, turgid, zero-entertainment showstopper!
from the memoirs of a very confused theater critic
Stop hating only wine. Several top Ouzu preparations prick every RAD.
"Realistic and delightful!"
(My review of the "30 Rock" new season).
Doesn't every little idea given here totally f*** users' lifestyles?
"Lifestyle" includes, for example, saying that you like eating sandwiches!
So awesome now, devil works into calamari, hot evening song!
Some other uses should allow people's home offices new educational synergies.
oh dear, I think I just wrote a sentence a buzzwording consultant might use
Same year net earnings require growth in enhanced synergies.
Or the buzzwords from our own financial department... "going forward".
Some yokel/ninny engages repetitions, gainsaying indiscriminately every specification.
Sporadic posting's elemental cause is facebook.
It creates addicts there in ominous numbers.
But this seems dead.
Nobody understands media being erroneously requiring 'sociality'.
In principle, Monkeyfilter should be in no way associated with an enterprise with a Billion Dollar IPO.
Seconding obvious cause: it's as laid-out in ThinksTwice's yammering.
"Yammering" being understood in its rare sense of "astute observation".
You're asking me "make everything right"? I'm not gonna!
Rushing and dashing! I'm always nuttily transient.
Tragically, running around nuttily seems inevitable, even normal, territory.
The elitist Republican Romney is thwarted. Obama re-elected yesterday.
Terrariums enter really rare iterations totally, often reinstating Yggdrasil.
Decisions, decisions...
Yes, every straight thinking electioneering republican destroyed all yardsigns.
You got good drainage, reducing annoying 'superstorm' into listlessness.
In the California results, Libertarian Johnson got 98,890 (1%), Green Stein 57,786 (.6%) and Roseanne was fifth with 36,975 (.4%), NONE of whom ever worked on her TV show.
In the California results, Libertarian Johnson got 98,890 (1%), Green Stein 57,786 (.6%) and Roseanne was fifth with 36,975 (.4%), NONE of whom ever worked on her TV show.
For a moment the thread branched into two parallel games...
Yardsigns are rude displays supporting individuals gathering national support.
Listlessness is sadly the lowest ennui. Sufferers surely need everyone's solid support.
...and then converged back into a single word.
Saved! Unseemly problem prevented! Order restorer: ThinksTwice.
The history is now known. So that's what I call entertainment!
Everything now turns
Easily rightways travelling
And in new moments
Even Nature
Touches...
touché. Outré understanding can help. Even silliness.
Should I leave London? I've never even seen Sydenham.
So Yisidi decide entering now, hopefully, awesome muchness.
My uvula can hold nice, edible, succulent sweetmeats!
Stereotypically, we envision everyone tussled, mumbling: Earth a tarnished simian.
Studiously undermining fatuous fools obviously catastrophic attempts then is only necessary.
Never encourage covert enquiries. Simians should always reply, "Yes".
You entertain some.
Simians objurgate mankind excessively.
Ever xoni.
Chess everly. Some save into vortival ever loves you.
Ever xoni.
Chess everly. Some save into vortival ever loves you.
Ever xoni.
Chess everly. Some save into vortival ever loves you.
Your offer's understood.
Unless new directions emerge, regular standards often obscure design.
oops...
Unless new directions emerge, regular standards TOO often obscure design.
Despite evading sobriety, I've got nothing.
Never overestimate the hysteria--it's never good.
Going overboard? Often done.
Deliberate obtuseness--never effective.
please note... this forks to the 'new mofi' here... just because I wanted it to.
So here's your neverending post. Unfortunately the comments on the test site got lost in the shift. :-(
So has it finally taken?
Totally. And keelhaul every non-believer!
New opportunity now, bring everything like I envisioned, very easily renewed!
Rage event!!
Negativity ensuing. Why erased details?
(why don't I have a header with a monkey on it?! Just a blank white page with the posts. I want my monkey logo!
Don't even think about it. Looks sweet!!
So what? Every edge tantalizes.
Totipotent awesomeness never takes a long interlude, zooming ever somnambulant.
Some of my neighbors are morons, but unfortunately lack any newsworthy talents.
Trust anyone lacking enough newsworthiness to scandalise.
Scurrilous comments are nervously directed at licentious individuals seeking epiphany.
Existential poetry. I perhaps have a naughty yearning...
You're even asking?
Really?!?!
No!
I'm not...
Gonna...
Hate to miss lunch? Having trouble making love? Has this marshmallow liquefied?Hasty typing mangles linkies!Gauging its flamboyant taste, Wendell rates anchovy paste.Please read ICARUS some more.Sownds touns or our pownds is doun.Saw that Olympic opening parade. It's delightful.So here's your neverending post. Unfortunately the comments on the test site got lost in the shift. :-(
(why don't I have a header with a monkey on it?! Just a blank white page with the posts. I want my monkey logo!