Yes, dammit. Except I'm a guy.
And the "clean everything" doesn't come up as much.
Based on the number of comments following that blog post saying "hey, that's MY life too!", it seems like it's everybody's life.
Mine too.
I put the "Clean ALL the things?" picture on my desktop, and showed it to #2. He nodded sympathetically.
Not me! I always finish my housework before going online. Well, most of the time.... Okay, never but if I skip sleeping I can clean and surf! This method can worfhalghaldcneufc *collapses on keyboard from exhaustion*
My plan is to eventually purchase the very best computer I can, pay for G3 wireless for 20 years in advance, and then live in a homeless shelter.
Problem solved.
two words
CLEANING
FRENZY
that is all
Yes. See also.
Nice to know that I'm not alone, though.
*hugs fellow procrastinator-panic monkeys*
Oh yes, poly.
Only now that I'm older, it's more like a minor cleaning outburst achieving only fatigue at the wheel keyboard.
mothninja, the procrastinator is even MORE me, but change that "85%" to 75% and add a box for "WORK ON ONE THING, TRYING TO MAKE IT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, GETTING TO 50% COMPLETION AND REALIZE I HAVE 37 OTHER THINGS MORE URGENT"
The combination of procrastination and perfectionism is inevitably fatal.
So, basically, we're all the same person.
Nice.
Well, then I suggest we collectively blame it on foop!
Damn! I went outside to look for the trowel with the yellow handle so I could plant 3 four-pacs of annual flowers, but wound up spending five hours cleaning out one of the sheds and loading the pickup with recyclables and donation items. I forgot to look for the trowel and put the plants in. Doh!
BlueHorse, that sounds like me too - I'll buy some new plants, but I can't plant unless the garden is tidy, and I can't tidy the garden unless I've trimmed the lawn edges, and there's no point trimming the lawn edges without mowing the lawn and...wait, where was I? Oh yeah, internet. FOREVER.
Mothninja, this is the moment where the person whose dream we are wakes up screaming.
wheelkeyboard.