Geez, HuronBob, of course it's NOT true! You can tell just by reading the last bit of the first factoid.
After the oil washes ashore, millions of workers collect the oil in buckets by wringing out sea birds.
And emptying pelicans. Why else would they be that shape?
Actually, this is absolutely true.
I tested it this morning. It worked. Actually, works every day.
oh yes, so very much yes. right about now in fact
After the oil washes ashore, millions of workers collect the oil in buckets by wringing out sea birds.
I've had it with putting these oily sea birds on the public dole! They should all get jobs and work for a living, or at least work for their own *final expenses*
Flummoxiston, phlogiston or burning with gas? It's the enshrination of false theories that cracks us up I think...
in bucketsby wringing out sea birds.